Re: Humour: Computer Chicken Quotes

["Roger Vicker" <rvicker@xxxxxxxx>]

How about adding

AS/400 chicken, crosses dirt road, then crosses gravel road then crosses paved
road and finally a 64 lane road WITHOUT needing to change shoes.

Or

AS/400 chicken, crosses road every day without failing.

Roger Vicker, CCP


Neil Palmer wrote:

> OK - Time for some stress relief !    :-)
>
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > --
> > : WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
> > :
> > : 24. Computers
> > :
> > : Assembler Chicken:  First it builds the road ...
> > :
> > : C Chicken:  It crosses the road without looking both ways.
> > :
> > : C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
> > simply
> > : refer to him on the other side.
> > :
> > : COBOL Chicken:      0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
> > :                     IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
> > :                     THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
> > :                     VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
> > :                     ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
> > :                     ELSE
> > :                     GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSINGc
> > :
> > : Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you
> > don't
> > : dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully
> > cooked.
> > :
> > : Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
> > on
> > : the other side.
> > :
> > : G3 300 mH Chicken: It crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken
> > :
> > : Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
> > :
> > : Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.
> > :
> > : Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have backed up before crossing.
> > :
> > : Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
> > server
> > : will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are
> > chicklets.)
> > :
> > : Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way
> > we
> > : do!
> > :
> > : Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to
> > cross
> > : the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
> > :
> > : Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And
> > it
> > : just bought the road.
> > :
> > : Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you
> > can
> > : carry it across the road in your pocket!
> > :
> > : NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for
> > sure.
> > :
> > : OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
> > message.
> > :
> > : OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so
> > : quiet that nobody noticed.
> > :
> > : OS/ 8.1 HFS+ Chicken: It had much more free space to cross.
> > :
> > : Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically
> > on
> > : all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your
> > choice.
> > :
> > : VB Chicken: USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
> > :
> > : Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on
> > : running.
> > :
> > : Windows 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it
> > crosses,
> > : but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
> > :
> > : Windows 98 Chicken: It should have expected to cause a crash while
> > : crossing.
> >

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