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These were COMMON User requests to IBM from S/38 days. (What <i>did</i>
they call those things back then??!!??)
One I liked from the same set, was a request to change library list
between command executions. IBM response: "AVAILABLE. Press ENTER on
a command line. Note how the screen blinks."
Dennis Lovelady
http://www.linkedin.com/in/dennislovelady
--
"Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain
of its shortness."
-- Jean de La Bruyre
Luis--to
The command you want was created Once Upon A Time:
INCKBDVTG - Increase Keyboard Voltage. Useful to prevent users from
replying to messages that say "Contact IT before continuing!"
In the same vein, TRMUSR (*IMMED|*FAMILY) lets you get rid of a user
who Just Won't Learn!
The *FAMILY option increases voltage to the monitor until it gives
off a burst of radiation sufficient to sterilize the user.
The *IMMED option increases the voltage even more-- and leaves just a
pile of ashes on the chair.
Unfortunately, it only works with CRT monitors.
See http://archive.midrange.com/midrange-l/200205/msg01600.html for
the entire list of needed commands!
--Paul E Musselman
PaulMmn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
At 8:35 AM -0430 4/16/11, Luis Rodriguez wrote:
Robert,and
You could define a BEFORE trigger (either for update and/or insert)
check and fix the bad data before it gets to the file.always
That said, although chopping off fingers seems a little extreme, I
thought that it would be nice to have a way to send electric shocks
themailing
users thru the keyboard :-)--
IF %USER_ERROR >= n;
SEND_SHOCK();
ENDIF:
Regards,
Luis Rodriguez
IBM Certified Systems Expert - eServer i5 iSeries
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