Re: Copying and Pasting from MS Word

[PaulMmn <PaulMmn@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Luis--

The command you want was created Once Upon A Time:

INCKBDVTG - Increase Keyboard Voltage.  Useful to prevent users from 
replying to messages that say "Contact IT before continuing!"

In the same vein, TRMUSR (*IMMED|*FAMILY) lets you get rid of a user 
who Just Won't Learn!
The *FAMILY option increases voltage to the monitor until it gives 
off a burst of radiation sufficient to sterilize the user.
The *IMMED option increases the voltage even more-- and leaves just a 
pile of ashes on the chair.
Unfortunately, it only works with CRT monitors.

See http://archive.midrange.com/midrange-l/200205/msg01600.html for 
the entire list of needed commands!

--Paul E Musselman
PaulMmn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



At 8:35 AM -0430 4/16/11, Luis Rodriguez wrote:
> Robert,
>
> You could define a BEFORE trigger (either for update and/or insert) and
> check and fix the bad data before it gets to the file.
>
> That said, although chopping off fingers seems a little extreme, I always
> thought that it would be nice to have a way to send electric shocks to the
> users thru the keyboard :-)
>
> IF %USER_ERROR >= n;
>   SEND_SHOCK();
> ENDIF:
>
> Regards,
>
> Luis Rodriguez
> IBM Certified Systems Expert - eServer i5 iSeries