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  3. January 2005

RE: PowerTech to acquire Oracle!

> > From the latest edition of NewsWire Daily:
> 
> > John Earl, CTO for PowerTech Group, unleashes the news
> that his company
> > will be "unwilling to sit on the sidelines and watch the
> takeover mania carry on
> > without them. As a result, they will launch a hostile
> takeover bid for Oracle
> > Corporation."
> 
> > The merger makes perfect sense says PowerTech CEO Bruce
> Leader,
> > because "they use computers and, hey, we use computers,
> too!"
> > Earl reports that "preliminary plans are to keep Oracle
> CEO Larry Ellison
> > on board in a marketing support role because, 'He is
> just so darn
> > entertaining. Besides, he'll need a job and we're not
> sure anyone would hire him.'"
> 
> <LOL> and <ROFLMAO>

<Smirk>

jte

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