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  3. January 2005

PowerTech to acquire Oracle!

> From the latest edition of NewsWire Daily:

> John Earl, CTO for PowerTech Group, unleashes the news that his company 
> will be "unwilling to sit on the sidelines and watch the takeover mania carry 
> on 
> without them. As a result, they will launch a hostile takeover bid for Oracle 
> Corporation." 

> The merger makes perfect sense says PowerTech CEO Bruce Leader, 
> because "they use computers and, hey, we use computers, too!" 
> Earl reports that "preliminary plans are to keep Oracle CEO Larry Ellison 
> on board in a marketing support role because, 'He is just so darn 
> entertaining. Besides, he'll need a job and we're not sure anyone would hire 
> him.'"

<LOL> and <ROFLMAO>

Steve

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