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James W. Kilgore wrote: > > Neil Palmer wrote: > > > > HankHeath@aol.com wrote: > > > > > > Retirement in not an option. The Borg (divorce lawyers) have assimilated >all > > > of my savings for retirement. > > > > I see no reason to insult the Borg by equating them to lawyers. ;-) > > > There was a 3 page eMail I received about a year ago which rumor had it > originatted from Micro$oft where the Enterprise first encountered the > Borg. > Their first defense was to infect the Borg computer system with Win95. > Just keeping up with the fixes stalled them for a while. The next plan > of defense was to upload the game pack to the Borg system. That stalled > them for a little longer. > Just about the time when the Borg were recovering, Admiral Gates in the > star ship Monopoly showed up with a league of warriors in pin striped > suits declaring reports of unregistered use of software in this sector, > the Borg were smothered in legal paper work and the Enterprise turned > off their viewers, in disgust, stating that even the Borg didn't deserve > that! I remember that. I believe the lawyers streamed out of the starship Monopoly without space suits, proving once again that lawyers aren't human ! :-) -- ... Neil Palmer AS/400~~~~~ ... NxTrend Technology -Canada ____________ ___ ~ ... Markham, Ontario, Canada |OOOOOOOOOO| ________ o|__||= ... Phone: (905) 731-9000 x238 |__________|_|______|_|______) ... url:http://www.NxTrend.com oo oo oo oo OOOo=o\ ... mailto:NPalmer@NxTrend.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * This is the Midrange System Mailing List! To submit a new message, * * send your mail to "MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com". To unsubscribe from * * this list send email to MAJORDOMO@midrange.com and specify * * 'unsubscribe MIDRANGE-L' in the body of your message. Questions * * should be directed to the list owner / operator: david@midrange.com * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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