Techie holiday songs (from Cnet)

[Mark Allen <allenmark@xxxxxxxx>]

techie holiday songs

10      O Dot-Com, All Ye Faithful
Joyless and despondent, O come, ye investors, to Nasdaq again.
9       Rudolph the Red Hat Reindeer
All of the other operating systems used to laugh and call him names.
8       The First Novell
Let peace reign throughout the LAN.
7       The 12 Domains of Christmas
Nine .edus a-teaching, eight .orgs a-milking (you for money), seven
.govs a-taxing, six .coms a-laying, five gold .tvs...
6       We Three Kings
Inspired by the charitable works of Gates, Ellison, and Michael Dell.
Alternate title: Geeks bearing gifts.
5       Grandma Got Run Over by a Scooter
Humorous ditty about the first Segway-related accident.
4       Mr. Gates Is Coming to School
He's making a list and checking it twice, so Microsoft will grab a
billion-dollar slice.
3       Code to Joy
Programmers translate the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth from
German into C++.
2       I Saw Judge Kollar-Kotelly Kissing Microsoft
Underneath the Capitol last night.
1       Away in a Merger
Most requested tune at the HP and Compaq holiday parties this year.



Mark Allen
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