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  3. February 2003

OT: Ok, how's 'bout some humor?


> A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral, and
> >many of the mourners were fellow physicians and their families.
> >Elaborate may be an understatement. A huge heart covered in flowers
> >stood behind the casket during the service.
> >Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled
> >inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful 
> heart
> >forever.
>
> >At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When 
> confronted, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral-I'm
a
> >gynecologist."
>
> >At that point, the proctologist fainted.

Ray Shahan

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans", John Lennon

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