Re: Another idea from Schenck Marketing <g>

["L. S. Russell" <leslier@xxxxxxxxxx>]

WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING FOR THE AS/400 MARKETING DEPARTMENT??
It feels weird to agree with you. Stop it.

"Schenck, Don" wrote:
> 
> A shot of a computer room with several CRT's in view, each obviously
> attached to a server.
> 
> A person is standing there watching the room, when in runs a cohort.
> 
> Person who ran in: "I just found out! A virus is on our network!"
> 
> Watcher: "Wha? Think it will affect our servers?"
> 
> Person: "I hope not..."
> 
> One by one, moving from left to right, a "blue screen" appears on each
> server.
> 
> Blink -- BSOD
> Blink -- BSOD
> Blink -- BSOD
> 
> about ten times.
> 
> Then the last screen is show. The viewer waits, but nothing happens. The
> camera pans down, and there ... on the floor ... beneath the CRT ... sits an
> AS/400.
> 
> VOICEOVER: "AS/400: The most reliable server on the planet"
> 
> Copyright (c) 2000 Donald L. Schenck, All Rights Reserved
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L. S. Russell Programmer/Analyst
Datrek Professional Bags, Inc.
2413 Industrial Drive
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