Re: A way out of jury duty? -- MIDRANGE-L

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A lady was once telling me about her jury duty experience.

She told me she was being selected and being asked questions
by the prosecution.  The lawyer asked her if she had children,
and she said yes, two.  What would she do if one of her children
did something wrong but she didn't know which one?

Easy, she replied, she'd punish them both.

Dismissed!

Regards,

Jim Langston

"L. S. Russell" wrote:

> An even simpler way is to speak your mind, whether it is very liberal or very
> conservative. Lawyers don't want people who have position on issues, they want
> people who are sitting on the fence.
>
> Douglas Handy wrote:

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