RE: Famous Quotes - Delete if you dont like jokes!

Jim-Hate to burst you bubble on these, but most of these were spoken by
Danny boy Quayle, not Al Gore.  Look it up.

  
Terry Richardson
Sr. P/A
The Orvis Company, Inc.
802-362-8663


        -----Original Message-----
        From:   Jim Waymire [SMTP:jimwaymire@pacificnet.net]
        Sent:   Thursday, 1999-December-16 1:17 PM
        To:     MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com
        Subject:        Re: Famous Quotes - Delete if you dont like jokes!

        Kathy,

        Funny you should happen to mention Al Gore, the father of the
Internet (!)
        this morning, I had just received these fabulous quotes of his!
        Enjoy!

        Jim Waymire

        (quoted)


        VOTE FOR ME........

        "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."  -- Al Gore

        "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between
        a mother and child."  ---Vice President Al Gore

        "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow
        astronauts."  --- Vice President Al Gore

        "Mars is essentially in the same orbit as Earth]... Mars is
        somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very
        important.  We have seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe,
        & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen,
that
        means we can breathe." ---Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

        "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
        in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I
didn't
        live in this century." ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

        "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
        democracy,  but that could change." ---Vice President Al Gore,
5/22/98

        "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,
        & that one word is  'to be prepared'." --Vice President Al Gore,
12/6/93

        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ---Vice President
Al
        Gore, 11/30/96

        "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
        in the future." ---Vice President Al Gore

        "The future will be better tomorrow." ---Vice President Al Gore

        "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the
world."
        ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

        "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
and
        have a tremendous impact on history."---Vice President Al Gore

        "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ---Vice President
Al Gore
        to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

        "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
        firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."---Vice
President Al
        Gore

        "Public speaking is very easy."--Vice President Al Gore to reporters
10/95

        "I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."--Vice President Al
Gore

        "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."
        ---Vice President Al Gore

        "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in
L.A., my
        answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters
        are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to
blame."
        ---Vice President Al Gore

        "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
having it."
        ---Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

        "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
           ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

        "For NASA, space is still a high priority."---Vice President Al
Gore, 9/5/93

        "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
        ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

        "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al
Gore
        may or may not make."---Vice President Al Gore

        "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you
on the
        mistakes we may or may not have made."--Vice President Al Gore

        "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in
        our air and water that are doing it."---Vice President Al Gore

        "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."--Vice
President
        Al Gore

        TO SOME USERS OF THE INTERNET, THE ALL TIME FAVORITE

        "As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the
        Internet". --Vice President Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99

        Future historians will be able to study at:
        the Gerald Ford Library
        the Jimmy Carter Library
        the Ronald Reagan Library
        the Bill Clinton adult book store.



        >
        >snip----
        >Then again ... there's a irony in the fact that university-types
claimed to
        >OWN the Internet about 10 years ago ... those same uni-types that
once
        >carried protest signs ... using a network started by the DOD!
        >
        >Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Al Gore create the Internet???


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