Re: Famous Quotes - Delete if you dont like jokes!

["Jim Waymire" <jimwaymire@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Kathy,

Funny you should happen to mention Al Gore, the father of the Internet (!)
this morning, I had just received these fabulous quotes of his!
Enjoy!

Jim Waymire

(quoted)


VOTE FOR ME........

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."  -- Al Gore

"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between
a mother and child."  ---Vice President Al Gore

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow
astronauts."  --- Vice President Al Gore

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit as Earth]... Mars is
somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very
important.  We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe,
& water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that
means we can breathe." ---Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century." ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy,  but that could change." ---Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,
& that one word is  'to be prepared'." --Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ---Vice President Al
Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future." ---Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow." ---Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
---Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous impact on history."---Vice President Al Gore

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ---Vice President Al Gore
to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."---Vice President Al
Gore

"Public speaking is very easy."--Vice President Al Gore to reporters  10/95

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."--Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
---Vice President Al Gore

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my
answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters
are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
---Vice President Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
---Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
   ---Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."---Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
---Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore
may or may not make."---Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."--Vice President Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."---Vice President Al Gore

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."--Vice President
Al Gore

TO SOME USERS OF THE INTERNET, THE ALL TIME FAVORITE

"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the
Internet". --Vice President Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99

Future historians will be able to study at:
the Gerald Ford Library
the Jimmy Carter Library
the Ronald Reagan Library
the Bill Clinton adult book store.



>
>snip----
>Then again ... there's a irony in the fact that university-types claimed to
>OWN the Internet about 10 years ago ... those same uni-types that once
>carried protest signs ... using a network started by the DOD!
>
>Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Al Gore create the Internet???


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