FW: STUFF

Joe Giusto II
Patuxent Publishing Company
mailto:JGiusto@patuxent.com
http://www.lifegoeson.com <http://lifegoeson.com> 


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Subject:        STUFF

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.  Tomorrow
isn't looking good either. 

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as
they
go flying by.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

My reality check bounced.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
 
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut
butter.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



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