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He must have gotten his hands on it when he was installing the AS/400s to replace Microsoft's NT web servers. <g> Eric A DeLong ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: Re: Confidential- Windows98 Source Code Author: <MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com > at INTERNET Date: 8/14/98 3:35 PM WOW Al, how'd you get THAT out of Microsoft <BG> - LOVE IT !!! Chuck Al Barsa, Jr. wrote: > Confidential- Windows98 Source Code > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > > /* > TOP SECRET Microsoft Code > Project: Chicago(tm) > Projected release-date: Summer 1998 > */ > > #include "win31.h" > #include "win95.h" > #include "evenmore.h" > #include "oldstuff.h" > #include "billrulz.h" > #define INSTALL = HARD > > char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; > > void main() > { > while (!CRASHED) > { > display_copyright_message(); > display_bill_rules_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > if (first_time_installation) > { > make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); > do_nothing_loop(); > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); > hang_system(); > } > write_something(anything); > display_copyright_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > do_some_stuff(); > if (still_not_crashed) > { > display_copyright_message(); > do_nothing_loop(); > basically_run_windows_3.1(); > do_nothing_loop(); > do_nothing_loop(); > } > } > > if (detect_cache()) > disable_cache(); > > if (fast_cpu()) > { > set_wait_states(lots); > set_mouse(speed, very_slow); > set_mouse(action, jumpy); > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); > } > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ > printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); > if (system_ok()) > crash(to_dos_prompt); > else > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); > > while (something) > { > sleep(5); > get_user_input(); > sleep(5); > act_on_user_input(); > sleep(5); > } > create_general_protection_fault(); > } > > Al Barsa, Jr. > Barsa Consulting, LLC > 400 > 390 > > Phone: 914-251-9400 > Fax: 914-251-9406 > > +--- > | This is the Midrange System Mailing List! > | To submit a new message, send your mail to MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com. > | To subscribe to this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-SUB@midrange.com. > | To unsubscribe from this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-UNSUB@midrange.com. > | Questions should be directed to the list owner/operator: david@midrange.com > +--- +--- | This is the Midrange System Mailing List! | To submit a new message, send your mail to MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com. | To subscribe to this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-SUB@midrange.com. | To unsubscribe from this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-UNSUB@midrange.com. | Questions should be directed to the list owner/operator: david@midrange.com +--- +--- | This is the Midrange System Mailing List! | To submit a new message, send your mail to MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com. | To subscribe to this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-SUB@midrange.com. | To unsubscribe from this list send email to MIDRANGE-L-UNSUB@midrange.com. | Questions should be directed to the list owner/operator: david@midrange.com +---
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