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>CPU. Central propulsion unit. The CPU is the computer's engine. It consists >of a hard drive, an interface card and a tiny spinning wheel that's powered >by a running rodent - a gerbil if the machine is a 286, a ferret if it's a >386 and a ferret on speed if it's a 486. *Ilena's ferrets climb on the table and type at the keyboard...* "Hey, we're not rodents! We're carnivores!" *Ilena relocates the ferrets to the floor, where they attempt to steal the socks off her feet.* Actually, a normal ferret can power a Pentium system. A ferret on Jolt can power an S10. -Ilena Ayala (& the two energizer ferrets) +--- | This is the Midrange System Mailing List! | To submit a new message, send your mail to "MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com". | To unsubscribe from this list send email to MAJORDOMO@midrange.com | and specify 'unsubscribe MIDRANGE-L' in the body of your message. | Questions should be directed to the list owner/operator: david@midrange.com +---
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