My e-mail would probably work better if it were on an AS/400

>The Top 10 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary
> 
>10. Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to
>complete the foursome.
>
>9. Steve Jobs started work today.  The silverware looks great, but he
>doesn't do windows -- yet.
>
>8. The baby cries constantly.  Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. 
>
>7. Bought my first Macintosh.  It's sooooo cute!
>
>6. Good day.  Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins
>outside Microsoft headquarters.
>
>5. Bad day.  Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired,
>along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.
>
>4. Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner.  Yes!
> 
>3. Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!
>
>2. Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she
>means dishes.
>
>And the #1 entry in Billy's diary...
>
>1. Ran into Demi and Bruce.  Upped my offer to a billion dollars.
>

Al Barsa, Jr.
Barsa Consulting, LLC
400 > 390

Phone:  914-251-9400
Fax:    914-251-9406

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