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[John Cirocco <JCirocco@xxxxxxxxxx>]

John,

Were you at COMMON?  Both told at the Funny Computer Stories
Session.  Here is another one.


Jim Rostis' Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

10) Tro(,.df DsA[asd Hrosm 4$% Thsj Tqsetpy Wjkoih P;&*wS
  Note: Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws!

9) SmellU-SmellMe software still in Beta Test

8) Barking in the next cube keeps activating your voice recognition
software

7) Saliva coated mouse gets a might difficult to handle

6) Hard to read the monitor with head cocked to one side

5) Involuntary tail wagging is a dead givaway that their browsing
www.playboy.com instead of working

4) Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit

3) Can't stick their heads out of Windows/95

2) Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver

1) Just Three Words, CARPAW TUNNEL SYNDROM


Regards,
John Cirocco
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