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  • Subject: Levity -Reply
  • From: John Cirocco <JCirocco@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 11:08:45 -0400

John,

Were you at COMMON?  Both told at the Funny Computer Stories
Session.  Here is another one.


Jim Rostis' Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

10) Tro(,.df DsA[asd Hrosm 4$% Thsj Tqsetpy Wjkoih P;&*wS
  Note: Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws!

9) SmellU-SmellMe software still in Beta Test

8) Barking in the next cube keeps activating your voice recognition
software

7) Saliva coated mouse gets a might difficult to handle

6) Hard to read the monitor with head cocked to one side

5) Involuntary tail wagging is a dead givaway that their browsing
www.playboy.com instead of working

4) Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit

3) Can't stick their heads out of Windows/95

2) Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver

1) Just Three Words, CARPAW TUNNEL SYNDROM


Regards,
John Cirocco
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