Re: IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT Fast400 (fwd)

Press Release, Nov 27, 2001

The Developer Group today announces the opening of their new office in
Kandahar, Afghanistan (across the road from the smoking hole that was
Mullah Omar's place).  Support for Fast400 will be provided from this
location using our high speed 1200bps Internet connection.  Anyone wishing
a refund is invited to visit our new office in person to collect their
refund in cows & goats.

PS - Chuck, I believe you're thinking of this: http://www.havenco.com/
located on Sealand, an old World War II military fortress located in the
North Sea, outside of UK territorial waters.
More Sealand info:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.07/haven.html
http://www.sealandgov.com/
http://www.fruitsofthesea.demon.co.uk/sealand/


..Neil





Chuck Lewis <clewis@iquest.net>
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2001/11/27 08:09
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Hmm, wonder what untouchable country or territory "they" settled in ?
Isn't
there some island off of England that is being used for all kinds of
questionable stuff ? Not implicating England ! Seems like I was reading
about it
somewhere last week. They draw the line at porn, but take any other kind
of
website...

Chuck

Don wrote:

> Well, I can't say as this is a surprise.....
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Subject: IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT Fast400
>
> Dear Friends, Customers, Prospects, and Resellers:
>
> Over the past few months, thousands of companies have benefited from
> Fast400.  This is an update on TigerTools and Fast400.
>
> 1. TigerTools does not have the marketing rights to Fast400 any longer.
The
> Developer Group has sold the rights to another company in Europe.  The
new
> company will contact you in a few weeks.
>
> 2. IBM has released a PTF to make Fast400 ineffective.  MF27432 and
MF27442.
> The Developer Group has expressed confidence in having a fix for Fast400
for
> these PTFs.
>
> 3. If you need technical support, send an Email to
support@tigertools.com
> and it will be forwarded to the Developer Group until the new
organization
> is ready to support the product.
>
> 4. Here is a new code that will enable Fast400 to work until March 31,
2002.
>
> CALL FAST400 (D906C8369CA75350 0.1)
>
> 5. For the customers that have purchased Fast400, TigerTools will return
> your money 100% if that is what you want, otherwise, if the Developer
Group
> cannot fix Fast400, you will only be charged for one quarter of
subscription
> pricing and the remainder of the monies will be returned.  For those of
you
> that have not been invoiced yet, you will not be invoiced until a fix is
> available.
>
> 6. For the resellers wanting to sell Fast400 to their customer base, the
new
> marketing company has your contact information and will be contacting
you
> shortly.
>
> I hope the above information addresses your concerns and questions.  If
you
> have additional questions, please send them to support@tigertools.com
>
> Regards,
> Chance Taylor