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  • Subject: Conversion Chart...
  • From: "Kenneth E. Graap" <kgraap@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 14:32:34 -0700
  • Organization: Clackamas Education Service District

We all need a little laugh once in awhile..... I hope David doesn't
yell at me for posting this... :)

One of our programmers shared this with me today. 

I hope that you find it amusing....

Metric Conversion Chart

   10 cards = 1 decacards
   10 millipedes = 1 centipede
   1,000,000 microphones = 1 megaphone
   2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
   2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
   8 nickels = 2 paradigms
   1,000,000,000 piccolos = 1 gigolo
   100 rations = 1 C-ration
   10 monologues = 5 dialogues
   3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

Kenneth
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Clackamas Education Service District   
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