Re: The GW Bush Library plans announced.

["Captain Jerry" <captainjerry@xxxxxxxxx>]

This is very funny!  Thanks for the Monday morning laugh Booth!

On Mon, Jul 21, 2008 at 8:32 AM, Booth Martin <booth@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>  The Library will include:
>
>  The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
>
>  The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
>
>  The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
>
>  The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't  let you in.
>
>  The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
>
>  The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
>
>  The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
>
>  The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
>
>  The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
>
>  The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
> to go back for a second, third, fourth, and  sometimes fifth tour.
>
>  The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
> shotgun gallery.
>
>  The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
>
>  The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
>
>  The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet a Republican Senator from
> Idaho.
>
>  The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
> dice, coins, and straws.
>
>  The speech preparation room which has a WW II word scrambler.
>
>  The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
> President's accomplishments.
>
>  Admission: Republicans: free; Democrats: $1,000 or 3 Euros.
>
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