Funny

[Mark Allen <mallen@xxxxxxxx>]

>From Network computing magazine
 
 
Top 11 Signs Times are Tough in your IT department 
11) You bump into your CIO at a night-school MCSE class 

10) The new equipment for the CAD department? Etch A Sketch

9) The only Linux distribution you can afford is "Bob and Ted's
Excellent OS"

8) You can't purchase any more CD-Rs at Best Buy because you've already
redeemed a rebate in every employee's name

7) Interns are supposed to use serial line UUCP, but I may just have a
spare ARCnet card somewhere...

6) The latest hire is a full-time outplacement adviser

5) It costs that much for CAT5e? How much is, say, CAT1?

4) IPX and DOS still rule 80 percent of your network

3) You've been asked to find a way to profit from incoming spam

2) The helpdesk asks if you want fries with your support call

1) Your corporate e-mail address is now SxyBldGuy69@xxxxxxxxx 

 
Mark Allen
IS Manager
Wilkes Telephone & Electric
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Washington, GA 30673
Phone: (706) 678-9565
Fax: (706) 678-1000