FW: The Differences

[Nicholas Sim <nsim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

hey people, it is Friday, so here is a little fun.

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Think hard about this, guys.
-----Original Message-----
From: netsol,cindylo <cindylo@netsol.net>
To: Johnny Kwan <johnnyk@linkstone.com>; Pauline Mak <pmak@kpmg.com>; Roger
Lee <roglee@cisco.com>
Date: Thursday, August 27, 1998 5:42 PM
Subject: The Differences


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>MEN & WOMEN: THE DIFFERENCES
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>Success:
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>The Morning:
>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>Money Management:
>A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
>A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
>
>Happiness:
>To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand
>her at all.
>
>Marriage Expectations:
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
>
>Marriage Decisions:
>Men marry because they are tired.
>Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
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>Marriage and the Future:
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>Memories:
>A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
>A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.
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>Understanding Women:
>There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
>and after marriage.
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>What a Woman Wants:
>Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her
>think she is having her own way.
>The other is to let her have it.
>
>Mistakes:
>Any married man should forget his mistakes - it's no use for two people
>remembering the same thing.
>
>Longevity:
>Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
>willing to die.
>
>The Battle:
>A woman always has the last word in any argument.
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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