Re: IT/Management - Y2k laugh at ourselves [1/2 joke<?> 1/2 truth]

You should add this to the end of the story:
So the balloonist replied, "You're right, I don't need your help",
promptly shot the man below, and then drove his balloon directly into
the side of a nearby mountain.

Moral: Don't ask IT for direction, just let it pave the road for you.



Chuck Lewis  wrote:
>
> UUooooooooooooooooooo !
> 
> LOVE it Glenn !!
> 
> Chuck
> 
> Glenn Ericson wrote:
> 
> > Received:    07/29  10:14 PM from another list
> >
> > doesn't this feel just far too familiar!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces
> > height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and
> > shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
> >
> > The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30
feet
> > above this field."
> >
> >  "You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
> >
> >  "I do" replies the man.
> >
> >  "How did you know."
> >  "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
technically
> > correct, but it's no use to anyone."
> >
> >  The man below says "you must work in business management."
> >
> >  "I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
> >
> >  "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where
you're
> > going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same
position
> > you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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