RE: Trip to Australia???

[Neil Palmer <npalmer@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

OK - a little story someone told me, and no offence intended to the
Bruce's & Sheila's Down Under !  :-)


Someone told me they were in the customes & immigration check line after
flying in to Oz.
One of the questions they were asked was whether they had ever been
convincted of a criminal offense.
This persons answer was "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that was still a
requirement !".

I don't believe the immigration officer thought it was funny.       


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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Armando Dias [SMTP:adias@umes3.umd.edu]
> Sent: Wednesday, July 08, 1998 1:58 PM
> To:   MIDRANGE-L@midrange.com
> Subject:      Trip to Australia???
> 
> Wake up folks!  I would love to go to Australia.  The plane trip may
> be
> long (about 15 hours, am I right?) - but you get the good things -
> such
> as meeting new faces, going to a new country, etc. etc.
> 
> Why the fear of going out of America?  Besides, English (with British
> accent) is spoken there - so there's nothing to be fear of.
> 
> The only drawback I can see is the time difference.  When your body
> wants to sleep, it's time to do your presentations - and when
> everybody
> is sleepy and ready to go to bed, you are alive and can jump as a
> frog!
> 
> I am from Hong Kong and every year I go there for vacation.  I speak
> Chinese (Cantonese) and I feel like at home.  The only thing I hate is
> the jet lag.  By the time when my body is in good shape to party, it's
> time to come back again (as it takes almost 2 weeks to get accustomed
> to
> the local time)
> 
> If the individual DOES NOT want to go to Australia - give me the plane
> tickets and tell me what I have to do and I'm sure I'll a hell of a
> good
> job for you!!!!!
> 
> Armando
> Programmer/Analyst
> University of Maryland Eastern Shore
> ADIAS@UMES3.UMD.EDU
> (410) 651-6692
> 
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