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Subject: Signs That You Are No Longer a Kid
From: Tone Poems <TonePoems@xxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 01:03:27 EDT

Signs That You Are No Longer a Kid:   

"Your back goes out more than you do."
"You are proud of your lawn mower."
"You buy a compass for the dash of your car."  
"Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any
laws."  
You sing along with the elevator music." 
"You enjoy hearing about other people's operations."
"Neighbors borrow your tools."  
"The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants."  
"You take a metal detector to the beach."
"You wear black socks with sandals."  
"Your ears are hairier than your head."  
"You talk about `good grass' and you're referring to someone's lawn."  
"You can go bowling with drinking."  
"You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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