Re: RCLSTG: The Timings

["Al Barsa, Jr." <barsa2@xxxxxxx>]

At 10:03 PM 12/8/97 -0500, you wrote:

RCLSTG timing is something akin to a car towing several trailers loaded
with elephants up a hill.  

Timings relate to:

1.      Number of trailers
2.      Number of elephants on trailers
3.      Size of car engine
4.      Octaine of gas
5.      Number of elephants with cold tows who like to drag the feet on the
ground to heat up the tows. (I assume they call them tows on elephants,
could they be paws? or just something god awful heavy?)
6.      Smoothness of road
7.      Gradation of hill
8.      Is the hill in Rochester Minnesota
9.      Is it winter in Rochester, or is it road building season.
10.     Are the route signs on the road labeled Rt52 or V3R1?
11.     Are elephants carrying swamies?
12.     Are elephants holding their ears flat to their bodies, or perpendicular
13.     Is there a head wind or a tailwind
14.     When was the last time the engine burned out
15.     Is the engine's performance calibrated in miles/gallon of gas, or
miles/quart of oil?

...


Al



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