RE: Texas Spiders

Out of the mouths of babes.... 

Thanks for the laugh!

Tom D.

 |  -----Original Message-----
 |  From: Steve Landess [mailto:sjl_123@xxxxxxxxxxx]
 |  Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2004 11:19
 |  To: midrange-nontech@xxxxxxxxxxxx
 |  Subject: Texas Spiders
 |  
 |  
 |  A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
 |  as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
 |  
 |  Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
 |  her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
 |  
 |  "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
 |  
 |  "They're mating." her father replied.
 |  
 |  "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
 |  
 |  "That's a Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
 |  
 |  "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
 |  
 |  "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
 |  
 |  The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
 |  them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and 
 |  Oregon, but we're not
 |  having any of that in Texas!"
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