Re: Copying and Pasting from MS Word

Luis--

The command you want was created Once Upon A Time:

INCKBDVTG - Increase Keyboard Voltage. Useful to prevent users from replying to messages that say "Contact IT before continuing!"

In the same vein, TRMUSR (*IMMED|*FAMILY) lets you get rid of a user who Just Won't Learn!
The *FAMILY option increases voltage to the monitor until it gives off a burst of radiation sufficient to sterilize the user.
The *IMMED option increases the voltage even more-- and leaves just a pile of ashes on the chair.
Unfortunately, it only works with CRT monitors.

See http://archive.midrange.com/midrange-l/200205/msg01600.html for the entire list of needed commands!

--Paul E Musselman
PaulMmn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



At 8:35 AM -0430 4/16/11, Luis Rodriguez wrote:

Robert,

You could define a BEFORE trigger (either for update and/or insert) and
check and fix the bad data before it gets to the file.

That said, although chopping off fingers seems a little extreme, I always
thought that it would be nice to have a way to send electric shocks to the
users thru the keyboard :-)

IF %USER_ERROR >= n;
SEND_SHOCK();
ENDIF:

Regards,

Luis Rodriguez
IBM Certified Systems Expert - eServer i5 iSeries