RE: Merry Christmas

Uh, Pete, I've actually done that to people in the aisle... Actually my
favorite is something like "Give my best to the president and tell him to
bomb some more...." then I look at the other folks in the aisle and tell
them "she's on the hotline to the White House..." :) :)



-----Original Message-----
From: midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Pete Helgren
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:10 AM
To: Midrange Systems Technical Discussion
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas

My favorite is the person with the cell phone, walking slowly from side
to side, blocking the aisle and oblivious to anything but the conversation.

I followed two of these folks for about 100 feet yesterday and I was
just about ready to scream "Hang up and shop already!" but my kinder and
gentler side kicked in .....

Have a safe holiday! From snowy Salt Lake City!

Pete


Emily Smith wrote:

Merry Christmahannakwaanzakuh!

For my festivus feat of strength, I will endure a Christmas eve shopping

trip to Wal-mart, and I will do so without murdering any of the following
people: Sideways shopping cart aisle blockers, seemingly oblivious to their
own child's ear splitting screams parents, or 500 items in the 10 item or
less lane morons.

On a more serious note, for those that are dealing with ice and snow,

please be careful.

Happy holidays!


Emily Smith
Programmer/Analyst
Bank Data Services
(618)659-4550
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