RE: OOPS. Wrong time of the year for this accident

This should be moved to the "Poke Your Eye Out" ListServ. 

Right David?  

wink, wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean?



-----Original Message-----
From: midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Mark Allen
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 8:45 AM
To: Midrange Systems Technical Discussion
Subject: Re: OOPS. Wrong time of the year for this accident


My fun with "children" is getting a magnet to stick the screw(s) in my knee
(I'd do the trick with the metal plate in my head but it gives me headaches)

On 12/19/06, Jerry Adams <jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Lost mine in a swimming pool once when I was about ten.  They couldn't
find it by swimming around so they had to drain the pool.  After that my
mother refused to let me go swimming in the lake.


        * Jerry C. Adams
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B&W Wholesale Distributors, Inc.* *
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Holden Tommy wrote:

This reminds me of the scenes in Pirates of the Caribbean where the guy
keeps losing his wooden eye...


Thanks,
Tommy Holden


-----Original Message-----
From: midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Jerry Adams
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 9:56 AM
To: Midrange Systems Technical Discussion
Subject: Re: OOPS. Wrong time of the year for this accident

I used to take mine out when I was in grammar school (usually while
standing in the cafeteria line) to gross out the girls; of course, the
guys thought it was cool, and adults have absolutely no sense of humor
about those kind of things.


In my declining/reclining years I just keep a couple of spares for the
younger nephews and nieces to marvel at: "How does it work, Uncle
Jerry?"


      * Jerry C. Adams
*IBM System i5/iSeries Programmer/Analyst
B&W Wholesale Distributors, Inc.* *
voice
      615.995.7024
fax
      615.995.1201
email
      jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>



rob@xxxxxxxxx wrote:

My brother had a father-in-law whose glass eye was the hit of the

dinner

parties when little kids were present.  "Keep an eye out" followed by

"um,

okay".

Rob Berendt

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