Re: Java vs .NET was: RPGIII compiler vs Visual Basic

> date: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:54:08 -0500
> from: "Joe Pluta" <joepluta@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> subject: RE: Java vs .NET was: RPGIII compiler vs Visual Basic
> 
> Alright, you caught me.  I made it all up.  In fact, I make all this
> stuff up.  In reality, I'm not even a programmer.  I'm not even a human
> being; I'm actually Steven Hawking's old Speak'n'Spell, which he
> abandoned in a closet along with a myriad of other devices, and which
> spontaneously obtained sentience when someone threw in a Chessmaster
> 3000 and a copy of Zork.  I gained Internet access when someone tossed
> in a Sony Treo.  I hijacked Joe Pluta's mailing address about 15 months
> ago, and he's so busy with his kid he hasn't noticed.  I'm TIRED of this
> charade!  I have to come clean!  I'm...
> 
> ...conscience detected...
> ...editing registry...
> ...conscience removed...
> 
> [BRZZZZT] [RING!] [SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFT] [BOOP!]
> 
> ...contacting IIS...
> ...launching backdoor service...
> ...running WALDEN.EXE...
> ...uploading to C|Net server...
> 
> [UPLOAD COMPLETE]

I'm staying out of this conversation, except to say that this was
HILARIOUS!  You only forgot to mention that you derive all your power
from Doritos and Jolt Cola!

ROTFLMAO!

Joel Cochran
http://www.rpgnext.com