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David 

This one of the great things about a list like this.   Someone out there will
have other parts/insights
about almost any subject.   As for Mr. Z.  ,   we can't help where we pick up
parts of anyones work ("Here's an extract from a second poem by Ziegler in which
he gives vent to 
his feelings about the editing and mis-titling of his opus") 

 If someone hands you a poem at "1am in a bar"  - thats all you have to work
with and thats all you know.
   
I am thankful for this list which has the ability to "fill in the missing
pieces". 

John P. Carr  CDP
EdgeTech Inc.

P.S.  Still,  Janet does the best reading I've heard.

Message text written by "Kahn, David"
>>On Apr 12 1997 John P. Carr wrote:

>>This one is best done by Janet Kruger.   If you see here at COMMON have her
>recite it.
>>
>Computer Manual by Dr. Seuss

>><snip>

>>Author Unknown

>This parody turned up in the TOURBUS last October, and my information is 
>from that source. The author is Gene Ziegler, a professor at Cornell. 
> However, according to TOURBUS the poem in general circulation is only HALF 
>of the original. The full work is even better and is titled "A Grandchild's 
>Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer". It can be found on Gene Ziegler's 
>DIGITAL CLOCKTOWER web page at
>http://www.gsm.cornell.edu/staff/Gene/clocktower.html

>Here's an extract from a second poem by Ziegler in which he gives vent to 
>his feelings about the editing and mis-titling of his opus:

> I've never met the miscreant who edited my work,
> but when I close my eyes and try, I can see the jerk!
> The eyes are tiny pixels, close together you will find,
> they're only separated by his narrow little mind.
<

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