A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them
are Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy. The
teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm
not a Hillary fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny
says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a
George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?" So Johnny replies,
"That would make me a Hillary fan."