The stories you guys come up with....shame...shame...
Way to go, stud!
On our way home from Basic Training at Lackland Air Base we were in
uniform, and looking good. The flight attendants spent time with us,
and on a six-hour lay over in Atlanta they took me (the rest of the guys
chickened out) back to their place for a party. So would the answer be
Paul Nelson wrote:
BTW, Booth, did you ever date a flight attendant? Mine worked forNorthwest
Why am I not surprised? I guess "Real Men" have "Real Hormoans" eh?
Paul Nelson wrote:
I remember the hot pants uniforms!
From: cpf0000-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpf0000-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
This joke sounds rather like the real Southwest Airlines in 1971...
Did you know that they handed out bottles of whiskey to each passenger
promotion in the very beginning?
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
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