Awesome..............
On 7/24/06, David Gibbs <david@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Can't resist ...
During heavy flooding caused by La Nina, a priest refused to obey
evacuation orders and decided to stay back in town. As the flood
waters rose higher, he climbed to the roof of his house and
started praying to God for help.
After an hour of devout praying, a boat came by. The priest
refused the boat crew's help.
"God will come to my assistance," he said. And he remained on
the roof of his house.
After another hour praying, a canoe came by. The priest refused
the owner's help.
"God will rescue me," he said. And he remained on the roof of
his house.
After yet another hour of prayer, a helicopter flew by. Yet
again, the priest refused help.
"God will help me", he said. And again, he remained on the roof
of his house.
Despite continuous praying, the flood waters rose and the priest
eventually drowned in the raging water.
In heaven, he met God and asked Him, "Why didn't you help me? I
called for help and you didn't answer my prayers!"
"Didn't the help arrive? I sent a canoe, a boat, AND a chopper
to your rescue!"
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